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A pocketbook of painful puns and poems

Jonathan Allen

A pocketbook of painful puns and poems

by Jonathan Allen

  • 305 Want to read
  • 25 Currently reading

Published by J.M. Dent in London .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile,
  • Puns and punning,
  • Nonsense verses, English,
  • Wit and humor,
  • Puns and punning,
  • Nonsense verses

  • About the Edition

    Poems, punning descriptions, and captioned cartoons depict such peculiar phenomena as a bottle of mousewash, a chicken in thigh-length boots, and a man being frogged to death.

    Edition Notes

    Statementby Jonathan Allen.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6175 .A44 1983
    The Physical Object
    Pagination[58] p. :
    Number of Pages58
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL3084472M
    ISBN 100460060945
    LC Control Number82185725
    OCLC/WorldCa11442772

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